"The overly enthusiatic alcoholic in this picture is telling the unadulturated TRUTH"
I've been intoxicated the past two weekends..... Im usually a die hard vodka drinker, GOOD OL vodka always on sale, never a dull moment. Three weekends ago I ventured into the world of TEQUILA.. how harmful could a timeless Mexican tradition be? I was more lost than nicki minaj in a "ALL NATURAL" facebook group.. BRUISES.. questionable behavior.. new friends that I usually treat like stepchildren. Its ruining my life! On top of the "Hangover-esque" debauchery I discovered a medical condition that I wish i could claim on my taxes... BLACKOUTS "
Large amounts of alcohol, particularly if consumed rapidly, can produce partial (i.e., fragmentary) or complete (i.e., en bloc) blackouts, which are periods of memory loss for events that transpired while a person was drinking."
Vodka NEVER DID this to me.. " TE-TE' (vodka's ghetto sister) SCREWED ME OVER..
I can joke about this situation becuase i'm a social drinker.. this is no "ode to alcohol".. not a love story.. Ill leave the tequila to 'Girls gone wild' blondes, and mexicans with el camino's..
" The last girl home never wins"
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