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This Blog is the inner
workings of my mind, some
intellectual, part ridicoulous, ramblings,notions
of granger, College GRADUATE humor
and a little bit of everyday gossip.








Tuesday, August 4, 2009

In other IRONIC NEWS

It was rumored that rapper Drake stole Rihanna from Chris Breezy.. Now Chris Brown is replacing Drake in Lil Waynes " Americas Most Wanted Tour" .. Ironic huh... like watchin soaps


After Drake went down with a knee injury a few days ago, Lil Wayne asked us to pray for the upstart Canadian rapper. He also needed somebody to pinch-hit and perform Drake's part at a show in Virginia Beach the next night, though.




Heres the Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQv0vyehjgU

Toxic Relationships cause Havoc



Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers. ~Mary Tyler Moore








Several new outlets have been reporting that Chris Brown and Rihanna have been secretly meeting, and carrying on romantic encounters ignoring the judges sentencing. Chris brown Having pleaded guilty to felony assault after pummeling her face to a pulp, Chris Brown's probation stipulates that he not get within 50 yards of his ex.
That's 150 feet, for those scoring at home. Earlier this week the two were both dining at resturaunts across the street from one another, and even stayed in the same Hotel.
This clearly violates that clause, but were they even aware of it? Did they meet up on purpose? For now, at least, these mysteries remain unanswered. All I can say is that is it fair to tell these two young adults they cannot make up and remain together, after the WHOLE world got involved??
the NY Post is saying that an insider told them:
"[Rihanna] keeps denying that she's seeing Chris again, though no one believes her," says a source.
And here’s what Star Magazine is saying:
On Saturday lunchtime, Brown was spotted by a hotel worker 'canoodling' with Rihanna in her room. 'He was cupping her cheeks with his hands and whispering in her ear. She was giggling. It all looked very cosy,' according to the insider.
So when is enough .. enough in toxic relationships.. Domestic violence is affecting a majority of young women and more than often the end result is the couple getting back together, or sadly with someone 6 ft under. Chris brown and Rihanna are both results and entitled to make their own decisions, BUT when your face is all over the world it makes it look 10 times worse for the two. Is this puppy love gonna cost Chris Brown his career and Freedom?? I dont know but all i can say is what my mother told me... Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice.. well u know how it finishes.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Rushed weddings= messy results


Okay so i just made im one yr past 21 now and lets face it, " I aint getting no younger". There comes a time in a young college girls life when all her friends, are thinking about marriage, and the big commitment is fastly approaching. More often you hear your friends rambling " I aint stayin in a relationship if its just for a couple of months, he better put a ring on it!" (men thank beyonce) But in the back of my mind, broke college students CANNOT AFFORD a decent wedding. I feel like the day you waited for since childhood should be glamourous, tasteful, and a dream , not a H.A.M.( hot ass mess). Too long have i stared at computer screens in disgust as Facebook showed, cheap bridesmaid dresses, lounge ceremonies, and magic photo portrait backgrounds. Why rush when the results will be poor, if he or she loves you graduation, or a little more time isnt gonna make you die!

1. Make sure that yout groomsman and bridesmaids are your real friends, and not just someone you picked out of a hat, or worse your classroom

2. Sometimes less is more, in adulthood ghetto prom dresses should be sooooo 2001

3. A church is a cheap option in making it look classy, dont have your wedding in a banquet hall that also hosts strip parties the night before.

4. Dont spend your money on things that dont fit with the ceremony, i.e. stretch hummers, rented lambos, impalas.. that ghetto a nice lincoln towncar is classier

all in all i think that waiting can be the best formula for success and longevitity dont stress your friends out with ugly dresses, Bridezilla attacks, and drunken situations with strippers at bachelor parties......

Is Drake destined to be Jimmy?



A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor
, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. -Jessamyn West


Recently Aubrey Drake B.K.A. as rapper Drake tore his already torn ACL, during a brief preformance at Lil waynes' highly anticipated "Americas most wanted" tour. During a brief start of his "Best I ever had single" he spinned causing him to fall and apparently was in great pain
He posted this later to his blog....


Angels and Demons
This bottle of Opus One is low but my
spirits
are high my friends. I am about 2 hours away from Toronto, CA where I will be spending the next chunk of time recovering from a surgery that I now must have. I embarked on this tour with a torn ACL, MCL, and LCL and due to the events that happened the other night lord only knows what other damage I have done. On the bright side I will begin the reflecting and soul searching that its going to take to make this album and my outfit on the night I fell was crack. I will forever push myself beyond the limits despite advice and recommendations given because even with this new found success I am still the kid who wanted this more than anything in the world. Its funny when I read comments from previous fans who have lost interest because of the radio play and exposure I have. I just want to assure anyone reading that nothing has changed on my end. I refuse to get comfortable, I refuse to fall in line and follow anyone elses formulas. I still work as if So Far Gone had never dropped and I’m still trying to figure out how I’m going to gain entry to this game.
“Missing someone gets easier everyday. Because, even though it is one day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will”
See you soon.
Drizzy


For all of you who didnt watch Degrassi( it now comes on MTV @ 10:OO am) Drakes character was Jimmy a student wheelchair stricken with dreams of rap stardom. ironic huh? In my opinion Drake is going to the extreme to live up to the expectations that his mixtapes have preceded

Drake is a star without even having an Album which makes us wonder, will the Hype wear out??? I believe Drake knows this, thats why even though his doctor told him one more tear could permenatly handicapp him he still preforms... All in all irony would be him stricken to a wheelchair sitting backing hoping for rap dreams

Either way i wish him the best!

Where is your man while your working?

Denial is a common tactic that substitutes deliberate ignorance for thoughtful planning.
-CHARLES TREMPER



Chris from College Hill: MIAMI @ Gay pride...............SMH , I aint sayin im just sayin..

MyTouch3g = COOL



- Albert Einsten
T-Mobile My Touch 3G Android phone touchscreen is made by HTC. T-Mobile My Touch 3G Android phone sold with the price $ 199 with a contract for 2 years. T-Mobile My Touch 3G Android phone users will be able to do this personalized menu, wallpapers, and icon. A program called Sherpa will facilitate user to know the location of favorites and recommendations. T-Mobile My Touch 3G Android phone is also equipped with instant access to Google services.
T-Mobile My Touch 3G Android phone is pretty much the same with Vodafone’s HTC Magic that was launched across the UK earlier this year. The fully touchscreen handset will include a 3.2 mega-pixel camera, Wi-Fi, HSDPA, and Bluetooth connectivity, along with 512MB internal memory that is expandable up to 16GB with the use of MicroSD memory cards.
Just got the G1 and already want to upgrade.. sigh**

D.O.A. Death to MAN skinnyjeans and lady scarves

“Respect is love in plain clothes.” Frankie Byrne

COME GET YOUR COUSIN!!!

Queen Diddy


The truest characters of ignorance are, vanity, and pride, and ignorance.





To your left you see exhibit A : Queen Diddy, and his illegitamate baby mother Sarah.


I usually try and ignore Uncle Diddy but lately his antics to get press, and his quest for world domination has disheartened me. After watching a gazillion seasons of failed Making the Band artists i have come to this conclusion amongst others... DIDDY ONLY CARES ABOUT DIDDY. I wont lie I have been watching the Making his band debaucle but that is because the live music and talent of its contestents wins over diddy's annoying, zesty flavor of arrongance. Diddy dosent have any true intentions for any artist that signs to his label. He wants all the glory,hence him showing up for no reason contributing garbage raps to any song( Day 26 ima put it on her).


And that leaves me to Exhibit B: The "ride or die" opportunist... Kim porter has fathered 3 of diddies children and went on record in Essence magazine saying that she knows he cheats, and even stood on the sideline for the Jennifer Lopez relationship. How low will you stoop for a check. And what off the babies, diddy even exploited his children by taking a photoshoot of their naked bodies for the world to see.









STOOPID FRUITY SWAGG



It is known around N.Y. that diddy frequents gay bars according to straight NYC, And not to mention fellow attention w**** super head putting him on blast in her book.."

We get to this club, and we walk in the back way. It’s the VIP lounge, ain’t (sic) nobody in there. The club is going, it’s jumping and I’m sitting there with (Steffans). So then, (Combs is) doing his business, we go down and get a drink. We sitting there bobbing to the music, and then (Steffans) points over to the corner. There’s (sic) two dudes kissing. I’m like, ‘What the f**k is this?’… Then she points in another direction, and there’s another dude over there, butt a** naked dancinng.”"- Vixen Diaries

When will Diddy admit to the world that his narcissitic tendacies have led to attraction to the same sex, when will the self proclaimed titan fall.. IDK maybe when talented individuals stop signing the slave contract he puts on the table, when we stop buying his Sean John clothes, and when we unfollow him on TWITTER http://www.unfollowdiddy.com/ GOOD LUCK CAST OF MAKING HIS BAND!!







































































When main stream media influences DISASTER!

You know what you honestly look like b4 U leave the House....

So iv'e been coming across a slew of crazy pics on the net, of women degrading themselves, and burning the eyes of children and animals alike. I recently went to the club with friends to celebrate a birthday and i came across an interesting type of individual. I will call her " the push the limit woman"i say this because she pushes the limit in everything she wears, says and does. Standing in front of me is a rather plump woman wearing a leopard skin dress, that dosent even fit her bottom(censored) and she is rocking last seasons furry gray hood rat boot( those of you from chi can attest the barefoot special) I looked at her friends puzzled and mad they let her come out like this... but in reality it is not their responsibility to tell her she looked H.A.M. , ladies we honestly know what we look like b4 we leave home. Dont be the tacky friend at the club plz spare your girls.. everyone cannot be melysa ford. TV is what it is mostly fake. so pls wrap it up.. and by that i mean the fat(not to be confused with phat) .. thanks



Summer Vacation faves

WHY WORK WHEN YOU CAN WATCH YOUR LIFE UNFOLD ON TV


So I'm enjoying my summer vacation so far, school is just around the summer and I can honestly say im ready to return. Even though I havent traveled that far I still enjoyed what I did do , heres what entertained me this summer and probably wont have time to have or see when school starts back







1. TRUE BLOOD- It comes on HBO at different times schedules, and is kind of cool to get into. I didnt start watching it till season 2 but im already hooked. Its edgier than angel, hardcore enough that it makes twiglight look like barney. Im thinking about making this post a regular discussion, just because True Blood keeps you guessing and I would love to hear from others ......HBO has made a huuuuuuge comeback with shows, was starting to think of it as HOME BORING OFFICE, but with shows like true blood, and entourage i think we might just have a comback.. Applause anyone...




















2. The Real Houswives of Atlanta: ADDICTED! it comes on BRAVO, and can we say drama . Theres a new addition to the crew, Kandi Burruss has been slated as the replacement for DeShawn Snow on the next season of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I’m really excited about this new season! Kandi has a looooong history on the music scene in the ‘A.’ From her participation in the R&B singing group Xscape (which also included sisters LaTocha and Tamika Scott, as well as Burruss’ best friend Tameka “Tiny” Cottle)…to her high profile relationships with industry dudes, Kandi’s definitely no stranger to controversy. She’ll fit into the ‘housewives’ gang quite well cause her name has been around these here parts for a minute.