Happy Saturday! up early in bed, after a night of no action lol. So why not blog? ANYONE that knows me can atest that im obsessed with twitter. I see it as an outlet to express myself. Most importantly my family has taken over my FB, and if I express myself there, there would be a family meeting about me.. seriously. So..like myself alot of people have migrated to the twittersphere, which has caused some problems.. therefore ive decided to post some tips, rules, pet peeves, and ettiquette when using twitter.. (totally my opinion like it or hate it)
1. Dont take time to lurk my protected account add me, then unfollow me the next day. All the while believing i wont block & unfollow you. Seriously, who cares if you have more friends than your following..your NOT KANYE!
2. When i see you in person or on campus, dont recant a tweet i posted 3 days ago, and ask why? dude, its twitter, and i was probably intoxicated.
3.REFRAIN from qouting every young money, wayne, drake quote in existence..tweets should be original.
4. if you change your avatar 3 times a day like FB #killyoself ( #shoutout to @rocafella11 )
5. Dont RT Every compliment you get...we dont care
6. HELL no.. i dont wanna be apart of #teamwhogivesafuck ..are u gonna pay me? no.. #ithoughtso
7. Dont add a # in front of stupid crap..like" im gonna eat some #cereal"..dumb ass
8. if u DM ME party promotions or beg me to download your 50 tyson-esque mixtape..ill spam u!
8. If you begged to follow me... and i declined 4 times.. GET THE POINT
9. If u RT Me, reply to me on twitter but act brand new in person.. i talk about u really bad, and will #subtweet u.
10. Finally, dont tweet " i love head" when your supposed to be at work..and your bf/gf raises hell and dont understand why.. twitter has evolved to the new FB Of relationship ruin..and your and idiot!
so basicallly these are some things that tick me off..what are yours???
oh..yea *in chris brown voice* FOLLLLOWW MEE! @Toilaflare
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Friday, October 15, 2010
The S.E.X. Game
The S.E.X. Game
(Why casual sex never works)
"In my opinion The Sex Game system is broken. No Eff that, it never really worked to begin with. I can get understand one night stands and promiscuity, – but Sex buddies, is the worst thing that never worked..."- Toi
So what exactly is the S.E.X Game? My definition of this is most accurately.. " The intermingling of 2 single people sexually, that can result in either longevity, or the worst possible emotional DRAMA". I refer to it as a GAME, in the sense that its a Win/ Lose situation. There will NEVER be two winners, not humanly possible. Someone ends up in the losers seat. Men always state the the woman is " Emotional, clingy, and needy" When in actuality this is not always the cast.. in this Century we live in many men can atest that Women have did a 360 role reversal leaving them CONFUSED. The Man or the woman can turn the "Sex Buddy" Situation into a Game instead of an AGREEMENT. AND THAT.. is where the problem occurs.
So in this S.E.X. Game the WINNER often is the person plays the icy, unavailable or uninterested role while the LOSER does the calling, or suggestions of SEX rendevous. A SEX buddy situation work if both parties were actually icy and detached? Too bad it never does..
A common scenario for the LOSER might be.. "Even though I barely saw him, besides SEX he was always on my mind. It grew into an obsession. Every move of mine was calculated and it seemed his was too, but he was WINNING. It was a constant game of one-upping each other. And even though THE SEX WAS close and emotional... the relationship was just in my head.
:::::HERE ARE SOME RULES TO LIVE BY for a 50% chance of Success::::
GUYS
1 Never bring her home
2. Never let her know where you stay
3. Never let your feelings get in the way ,or ever express them
4 No jealousy… if you begin to get jealous you are getting too close. Stop before you get hurt.
5. MOST IMPORTANTLY: Find a WHORE.. good girls always fall for you...
GIRLS
1.Never bring him home
2. Never introduce him to your friends
3.Leave when u find yourself thnking about him during the day , Never spend the night.
4.Always get him to wear a condom
5.Must not be within 2 degrees of your network of people you know
"Anonymous sex does not translate into continuous sex.. But, if you want it to then you better start talking.... cause getting into that icy-hot guessing game is not known for pretty endings.
:::Just in case you missed it:::
This Summer:::::: I announced the APOCOLYPSE of HIP HOP.....
Dear Nicki Minaj (Harajuku Barbie, Ms Lewinsky, ninja? Or the 50 other aliases you have created to hide the fact you’re a fake),
Please go away….
When I first came across your quirky videos on You tube I gave you minimal yet some credit for basically remaking every Lil Kim, Biggie song..Borderline HORRIBLY. You were a cute imitation, wasn’t really sure how far your “bump curl church bang” lacefront would get you in the industry but hey…We can all dream right? Fast forward 2009 here you are in all your silicone glory! Boobs, hips, a pumped up behind and the bad lacefront to match. Your lyrical style transformed from raw Brooklyn to Lil Wayne’s leftover 16 bars and creepy ramblings. You have choice subliminal words for every female rapper in the game, with only a few mix tapes to boast your superiority. Besides the legion of brainwashed teen “Barbie’s, and “Ken dolls” us educated hip hop fans have a few valid questions to ask since your are the new self proclaimed “Baddest B**tch.”
1. Why does your whole wardrobe consist of latex? Tacky corsets only dared to be worn by sunset strip prostitutes are your claim to fame. You don’t own pants? Leggings for every day of the week….I bet u have a tab for vagisil at Walmart *kanye shrug*
2. Are you really Bisexual? The charisma between you and Usher’s lead girl was minimal. Oprah and Stedmans “sex room” has more chemistry. Besides letting the bald headed beast crotch hump you on “massive attack”…Something’s telling me this gimmick isn’t a personal choice.
3. When will you admit that your “funny style of rap” is really to hide your obvious learning disorder. Your “ YABBA DABBA DOOING” and metaphor styles are remedial. Im actually waiting for you to rap humpty dumpty on your next Young money track. Oh yea please don’t blame Ol Dirty Bastard for your inspiration again..EVER. R.I.P
4. Did you really “penny, nickel, dime, coin ” the phrase “Barbie” last time I checked Mattel did..You better hope the “man” don’t sue that ass..
5. Will you take responsibility for the fact that you’re the worst thing for young black girls since “unemployment checks were discovered by lazy people”… ATTENTION your army of “Barbz” are failing 5th grade.
6. The BIG question: entertain us with this one.. How does your ass shape shift? Do you think the truth will surprise us that much? *sighs* Oh well Tyra’s been lying for 15 years so I guess you’re on the right track
So Miss Minaj… To sum it all up. All new artists go through public scrutiny and your buffoonery is a magnet to it. It’s unfair to self proclaim yourself the “Baddest Bitch” when you don’t even have one album to show for all your preforming, and media blunders. Sneak dissing legends, and upcoming free style rappers won’t get you anywhere but modeling akademiks clothing in XXL..
Nicki..boo.. Step your cookies up! Even “bum bitches” pay their car notes… *coughs* pink Lambo
Sincerely,
Toi
Dear Nicki Minaj (Harajuku Barbie, Ms Lewinsky, ninja? Or the 50 other aliases you have created to hide the fact you’re a fake),
Please go away….
When I first came across your quirky videos on You tube I gave you minimal yet some credit for basically remaking every Lil Kim, Biggie song..Borderline HORRIBLY. You were a cute imitation, wasn’t really sure how far your “bump curl church bang” lacefront would get you in the industry but hey…We can all dream right? Fast forward 2009 here you are in all your silicone glory! Boobs, hips, a pumped up behind and the bad lacefront to match. Your lyrical style transformed from raw Brooklyn to Lil Wayne’s leftover 16 bars and creepy ramblings. You have choice subliminal words for every female rapper in the game, with only a few mix tapes to boast your superiority. Besides the legion of brainwashed teen “Barbie’s, and “Ken dolls” us educated hip hop fans have a few valid questions to ask since your are the new self proclaimed “Baddest B**tch.”
1. Why does your whole wardrobe consist of latex? Tacky corsets only dared to be worn by sunset strip prostitutes are your claim to fame. You don’t own pants? Leggings for every day of the week….I bet u have a tab for vagisil at Walmart *kanye shrug*
2. Are you really Bisexual? The charisma between you and Usher’s lead girl was minimal. Oprah and Stedmans “sex room” has more chemistry. Besides letting the bald headed beast crotch hump you on “massive attack”…Something’s telling me this gimmick isn’t a personal choice.
3. When will you admit that your “funny style of rap” is really to hide your obvious learning disorder. Your “ YABBA DABBA DOOING” and metaphor styles are remedial. Im actually waiting for you to rap humpty dumpty on your next Young money track. Oh yea please don’t blame Ol Dirty Bastard for your inspiration again..EVER. R.I.P
4. Did you really “penny, nickel, dime, coin ” the phrase “Barbie” last time I checked Mattel did..You better hope the “man” don’t sue that ass..
5. Will you take responsibility for the fact that you’re the worst thing for young black girls since “unemployment checks were discovered by lazy people”… ATTENTION your army of “Barbz” are failing 5th grade.
6. The BIG question: entertain us with this one.. How does your ass shape shift? Do you think the truth will surprise us that much? *sighs* Oh well Tyra’s been lying for 15 years so I guess you’re on the right track
So Miss Minaj… To sum it all up. All new artists go through public scrutiny and your buffoonery is a magnet to it. It’s unfair to self proclaim yourself the “Baddest Bitch” when you don’t even have one album to show for all your preforming, and media blunders. Sneak dissing legends, and upcoming free style rappers won’t get you anywhere but modeling akademiks clothing in XXL..
Nicki..boo.. Step your cookies up! Even “bum bitches” pay their car notes… *coughs* pink Lambo
Sincerely,
Toi
When Public Sympathy Runs Dry
"Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.”- Unknown
Rapper T.I. has been in the news yet again, along with his new Bride to be Tameka "Tiny" Cottle. The latest charges were related to Drug Possession, with the major dilemma being that the two have criminal charges already lingering. T.I. just returned home from a year long stint in jail, and not even months later is facing jail time, along with the mother of his "Tribe" a children (PUN INTENDED) . Honestly, When I first became of informed of this mess I was on my way to work like any other Hard Working American. The initial thought in my mind was " How dumb to you have to be, to be a felon and still get caught so easily.!!" T.I. went as far as to create a television show following his success in inspiring youth, and even nationwide community service.. to say what? IM STILL A CRIMINAL?
I can relate this situation to some personal issues, that myself and I believe many others of you have dealt with. T.I. is the person in your life that continues to screw things up, leave you in suspense with promises for change, and rehab.. When in actuality they are so addicted to failing you, that they commit the same offenses repeatedly. There is no easy way to let someone go who you care about, or that dosent put their all in " Staying out of a mental Jail" .. that 9/10 they put themselves in. So the question is.. when DO YOU STOP BAILING THEM OUT?
*TOSSES GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARDS IN GARBAGE*
Better Late than Never
So, I haven't Blogged since August 4, 2009 Lol.. Long time but sooner than later right? Im in the final stretch at school and I can officially say that I have senioritis. The decision to change majors my Junior year, proved to be idiotic, but the implications for future success are AWESOME. A few minor changes have occured in my life. I am learning to be me, to be comfortable in my own skin. Security Blankets should be illegal for 23 year olds. Im gonna try and blog more.. its actually a sweet release .. (Especially with Midterms over)..
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