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Friday, October 15, 2010

The S.E.X. Game

The S.E.X. Game
(Why casual sex never works)
 "In my opinion The Sex Game system is broken. No Eff that, it never really worked to begin with. I can get understand one night stands and promiscuity, – but Sex buddies, is the worst thing that never worked..."- Toi


So what exactly is the S.E.X Game? My definition of this is most accurately.. " The intermingling of 2 single people sexually, that can result in either longevity, or the worst possible emotional DRAMA". I refer to it as a GAME, in the sense that its a Win/ Lose situation. There will NEVER be two winners, not humanly possible. Someone ends up in the losers seat. Men always state the the woman is " Emotional, clingy, and needy" When in actuality this is not always the cast.. in this Century we live in many men can atest that Women have did a 360 role reversal leaving them CONFUSED. The Man or the woman can turn the "Sex Buddy" Situation into a Game instead of an AGREEMENT. AND THAT.. is where the problem occurs.

So in this S.E.X. Game the WINNER often is the person plays the icy, unavailable or uninterested role while the LOSER does the calling, or suggestions of SEX rendevous. A SEX buddy situation work if both parties were actually icy and detached? Too bad it never does..  




A common scenario for the LOSER might be.. "Even though I barely saw him, besides SEX  he was always on my mind. It grew into an obsession. Every move of mine was calculated and it seemed his was too, but he was WINNING. It was a constant game of one-upping each other. And even though THE SEX WAS close and emotional... the relationship was just in my head.


:::::HERE ARE SOME RULES TO LIVE BY for a 50% chance of Success::::

GUYS
1 Never bring her home

2. Never let her know where you stay
3. Never let your feelings get in the way ,or ever express them
4 No jealousy… if you begin to get jealous you are getting too close. Stop before you get hurt.
5. MOST IMPORTANTLY:  Find a WHORE.. good girls always fall for you...

GIRLS



1.Never bring him home

2. Never introduce him to your friends
3.Leave when u find yourself thnking about him during the day , Never spend the night.
4.Always get him to wear a condom
5.Must not be within 2 degrees of your network of people you know




"Anonymous sex does not translate into continuous sex.. But, if you want it to then you better start talking.... cause getting into that icy-hot guessing game is not known for pretty endings.



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