'Smiling with my eyes, while actually smiling" THANKS TYRA GIRL

OPEN LETTER TO RIHANNA

Dear Rihanna,

GRACE JONES WANTS HER SWAG BACK…ALL OF IT. No really. There’s so much I would love to say to you Ms. Fenty with so little time.*Deep Sigh* we don’t believe you, you need more people. You emerged on the scene in 2005 a fresh face; unbeknownst to us of how Jay Z lucked up on your talent*snickers* “RANDOMLY” (amidst rumors that Teairra Marie got the boot to accommodate you).Thank you Jay Z for blessing us with this marvelous gift that only a Grand Mason of the Illuminati could make world famous for being a the WORST SINGER of all time surpassing P Diddy’s latest effort to make us all deaf on Dirty Coins “Angels”. With the exception of your confused stan’s, I’m sure I represent a majority with the things I have to say to you.

1) Hood rat (via Kat Perry) You can give up the act.. We all knew you weren’t America’s sweetheart when you crotch humped an umbrella for the entire world to see. You contradicted yourself on every news interview regarding you and Chris Brown’s issue made public. I’m not standing up for that boy... But DAMN even Ray Charles could count how many times you “ Dougied” around the issue of reciprocal abuse. So please tell your publicists to stop releasing stories to sabotage Chris every time one of yall’s failed attempts to meet up at a motel doesn’t fall through. (Matt Kemp will appreciate it too, seeing as though he’s a benchwarmer now)

2) In every hood across America girls have been using up all their mamas Red Kool-Aid since forever to achieve your style the media has deemed “Fashion Forward” The only difference is... At least ‘KeKe and dem” get that Super relaxer with it... Your kitchen has been OUT OF ORDER lately.

3) How ironic that your latest project to revive your 15 minutes will be a movie called “Battleship” so appropriate.

4) Since you are a self appointed spokeswoman for domestic violence, why don’t you go ahead and snatch up that Valtrex endorsement, so you can stop explaining that reoccurring thing on your lip to the world.

5) I’ve read the reviews of your concert, Dominatrix costumes, and nudity can’t suffice for paying $10 to have my ears assaulted like Kat Stacks.

6) Pray to God and Baby Jesus that your stylist never quits, Mediatakeout would lose 50% of its stories, and Immigration would ship your ass out of the U.S. faster than you can say Elian Gonzalez.

7) How does it feel to know that you’re being passed around the industry? Slow down... It’s gotten so bad that we believe every person the blogs links you with is hitting you.(no pun intended)

8) Finally, I have a solution to your sudden loss of relevance... Take the Alicia Keyes route; when your career is failing, and album sales are low, go find a married producer, get knocked up and have a tasteful fairytale wedding. SIDENOTE: I would say doe a sex tape but thanks to “Anonymous angry boyfriend” the world has already seen your goods. FOR FREE!

I “Love the way you lie” Rih Rih you have fooled the masses. You have accomplished more than I bet you, Beyonce, or anyone else would have imagined. You have became the poster child for bad weaves, ruined the concert industries 2010 sales, inspired Chris Brown to be a Gangsta Rapper, and given every child with absolutely no talent a reason to believe they can make it. So you keep on wearing sheer shirts to show your nipples when the Paparazzi arrive, continue sleeping with men for personal gain (Disturbia, Drake: Fireworks)... And you and that “Five Star Fo’ Head” do whatever it takes to not end up on Celebrity Fit Club/Rehab *shoutout to Bobby Brown*

Signed @Toilafare

P.S. Can I have the number to who did your Rhinoplasty? Yea we noticed.

::Throw It In The Bag::

"Summer is Gone, and fall & winter bring Fashionable sweaters, Chic Jackets, Trendy Boots, and Gorgeous accessories to match!"

This coming season is all about layers. Whether it's a sassy sweater dress, with cool tights, and ankle boots to match; or an off the shoulder sweatshirt w/leggings and riding boots to match. Fall & winter is all about style!

My resident Shopaholic @Jenaechloe helped me compile a few looks to add to my blog..

Step 1: A summer dress can be all you need to add the first layer to the outfit. Black is always safe, and Trendy!

Step 2: Add a blazer, crop jacket, or shrug to give the dress the fall touch.

Step 3: Add accessories like head bands, ribbons, and rings to give the outfit the finishing touch.

VOILA!

Here are some more fall and winter looks for school, lounging at home, or even a trip to the bar or a date!

::Mood Musick::

:Women Lie Men Lie, Men Lie to Survive:

"Take out a piece of paper, mark all the one's you find yourself nodding your head to". 

         If you can say that he's 50% of all these, Run...Quickly"

Sign Number One: Gut Instinct

Have a funny feeling in your tummy when it comes to him? Did your first instinct tell you to steer clear due to friends recommendations? Well some hypothetical Tums, and if it's still there once they've taken effect, chances are that your body is trying to tell you something

Sign Number Two: His Friends brag about how many girls he has

While this might be terms of fraternal affection in many cases, 

be aware that this is really the truth 9 times 10.

Sign Number Three: You're Not Good Enough For Him

Seriously. This is a very important clue. Feeling that you're not good enough for him means that you feel bad about yourself....Which means he's not right for you relationship wise or sexually.

Sign Number Four: He Has A Lot Of Female Friends - And They're Jealous.

When your with him, and women come up and put their hands on him possessively and give you that little smug look. I don't need to describe that look to you, we all know what that look is, and we've all seen this scene play out at some point even if it was just on the movie screen. If this sort of thing happens when you're out with him, note his reaction..He has many possible interests.

Sign Number 5: He expressly denies being a Hoe or Sexual

In my experience, the men who come straight out (unprovoked) and proclaim that they aren't players, tend to be precisely that. He will announce this the first time he screws up, or senses that you're leery about him or his motives.. Dont ever let a man tell you he dosent love sex, or dosent enjoy the company of many women.

Sign Number 6: He's always slightly disconnected at times

He pays just enough attention to make you crave more, but little enough to make you wonder how interested he really is. This ploy is designed to make you want more - which is what most of you end up doing -- and some of you will go out of your way to get his attention via methods you wouldn't normally lower yourself to. That's exactly what he wants; you crawling on your knees for his attention.

Sign Number 7: He's an expert in bed.

These guys are so good in bed that many women will overlook the crap he pulls, just to get the chance to play house with him. The sex will be so good, and enough to get you semi hooked, that youll find yourself giving him more attention than you ever planned to.

Sign Number 8: 

His communication skills suck.

Unless there's a very good reason, if a man doesn't answer your text/email/phone call within 24 hours, he's playing a game. And the men who deny the truth of that statement by claiming that some men are just too busy...? They're full of shit. If you really like someone, you can find a minute to at least text them. No one is that busy! he's playing games.

Sign Number 9:

He makes you feel like you're overreacting when you're not.

Let me give you an example: He promises to call you back at 8pm, but doesn't contact you until the next day. Why? Because he decided that watch a game with his friends would be more fun. When asked why he couldn't be bothered to let you know, to send you a text at least, he replies by making you feel like you're being clingy or too demanding. Lies all Lies

GoinG Back On Promises..

“We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons."

Jim Rohn quotes

How come, you have tell yourself on numerous occasions.. "Never Again"?... It seems like the repetitive statement can be compared to a Heroine addict's plea after indulging in another night of use. How can a "Never Again" turn into "Ok, the last time" so easily? Not everyone has the on/off guilt switch.. Mines on the other hand flickers sporadically like an old fluorescent bulb. 

At 23 years old independent and free as i have felt in my whole entire life, I can physically feel myself falling back into old habits. Backwards..right? 

Boredom=Opportunity for Failure

Any way.. I digress... I will be spending more time at home, and my phone will be off more often..

HAPPY SATURDAY!

::EarGasm::

"Chicago is becoming colder every day.. Snow is in the forecast for tonight so why not grab a "Winter Boo" and Cuddle (or more) to this?"

"Have a Baby By Me"

1.Method Man - I'll Be There For You/You're All I Need To Get By

2.Jadakiss - Right By My Side feat


3.Jagged Edge - Let's Get Married


4.Jagged Edge - Put A Little Umph In It


5.Jodeci - Forever My Lady


6.Keith Sweat - Nobody


7.Rome - I Belong To You


8.Jagged Edge - Walked Out Of Heave


9.Jodeci - Feenin'


10.Usher - Nice & Slow


11.Gucci Mane - Spotlight feat Usher


12.Ginuwine - My Whole Life Has Chan


13.Janet Jackson - Anytime


14.Shai - If I Ever Fall In Love


15.SWV - Weak In The Knees


16.Prince - Adore


17.R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind [Old School Mix]


18.Jodeci - Freek'n You


19.Silk - Freak Me


20.R. Kelly - Number 1 feat Keri Hil


21.Tony Toni Tone - Just Me & You


22.Teddy Pendergrass - Love TKO


23.Guy - Let's Chill


24.Tony Toni Tone - Lay Your Head On


25.Tony Toni Tone - Whatever You Wan


26.Ludacris - Slash Waterfalls Remix


27.Robin Thicke - Mrs Sexy


28.Prince - Diamonds & Pearls


29.Zapp & Roger - Computer Love


30.Bootsy Collins - I'd Rather Be With You


31.Raphael Saadiq - Ask Of You


32.Jodeci - Come & Talk To Me


33.Alicia Keys - Unthinkable


34.Debra Laws - Very Special


35.Big Daddy Kane - Very Special fea

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