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Tuesday, November 2, 2010


"What if all the people you've been with could be in a room together? Would you fill a closet, or an Auditorium?"

Yesterday someone I know posed an interesting question. Its interesting in the sense that, if you had to invite all your partners to a room, how big would the room need to be to accomondate them? How many people could people were relationships, friends, or maybe hidden skeletons.

I'd like to believe in a perfect world that the "COUNT ON TWO HANDS" still meant something to my age group. Sadly, it means as much as George Bush's word of honor. With sex becoming a more popular past time than Xbox Live, its easy to see how a young man or ladies "closet "could grow into a "Lecture Hall" full of random faces.
The even more disturbing ideal in this is, with the emergence of sexual freedom amongst same sex, six degrees of seperation could literally be tremendous in your "Sex Room" .



Im no saint, yet there has to be a STOP button so to speak when deciding if a new partner every night is fun & Exciting, opposed to a possible death sentence...



So what should you do when you find out your Significant other can fill a stadium full of partners??

A.) you can run like hell in a judgemental frenzy, and possibly miss out on your opportunity to be the last addition to his/her room
B.) Rationalize it!
Heres some math:
(For Example)
26  year old male
Lost his virginity at 16 years of age..
Has 2 New Partners Every month
12 months in a year
10 years of sexual experience....
*Calculates*
 240 Partners over span of 10 years!
Sounds disgusting.. but if you think about it.. we all know men who have way more than only 2 new partners a month.. so imagine those numbers...


Final Thoughts: It can be a hard pill to swallow , looking into a room and noticing a sea of faces. It would be perfect to peer into your boyfriends room, and see only two young ladies seated.. Yet, we dont live in a perfect world. Follow your intuition regarding the situation, never be so quick to judge..


AND WRAP IT UP! that way all future complaints were at your own free will!

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